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Question #1
What future basketball star completely
embarrassed Steve in high school, even though
Steve sported a three year age advantage?![Stephon Marbury]( "Yes! Dude was impossible to guard. And his older brother Norman too.")
![Kobe Bryant]( "Wrong. Lucky for him, their crossovers didn't cross.")
![Rebecca Lobo]( "Nope. But that wouldn't have been pretty either.")
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Question #2
What famous brother was one-upped by Steve
when he briefly dated his ex-girlfriend
right after their breakup?![Chris Penn]( "Nope. First things fuckin' last! You got the wrong guy.")
![Kevin Dillon]( "Correct. Johnny Drama had to deal with the drama afterwards.")
![Frank Stallone]( "Hell no. It's Far From Over, but he's in the clear.")
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Question #3
What "Tootsie" star has a steak
named after him that Steve
devoured in record time?![Dabney Coleman]( "Correct. And he was delicious.")
![Bill Murray]( "Wrong. Cannonball it! Not.")
![Dustin Hoffman]( "Nope. More about plastics than steaks.")
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Question #4
What tiny star did Steve meet
and then accuse of living in a Dickens novel
due to his use of the word "druthers"?![Emmanuel Lewis]( "Nope. He wishes.")
![Gary Coleman]( "Yessir. Rest in peace, good buddy. Thanks for the memory.")
![Tom Cruise]( "Wrong. That would have been awkward.")
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Question #5
Which heavy metal superstar peed
in the urinal opposite Steve,
so they were face to face?![Dee Snider]( "Yes! Twisted but true.")
![Vince Neil]( "Wrong. If it's not on his sex tape, it didn't happen.")
![Bret Michaels]( "Incorrect, although he probably would have been into this.")
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Question #6
What music group did Steve sit in front of
in coach on a Continental Airlines flight
from Atlanta to Newark?![Bell Biv Devoe]( "Hell no. Never trust a big butt and a smile will ride coach.")
![Boyz II Men]( "Yes! Motownphilly in 16D.")
![N'Sync]( "Wrong. Tell me why they would do such a thing.")
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Question #7
Which late-night television show featured
a magazine headline written by Steve
during his college years?![Late Night with Conan O'Brien]( "Yessir. Where is Grady? got me on air.")
![The Late Show with David Letterman]( "No Top Tens in my past.")
![The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]( "Oh no. I'm better than that.")
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Question #8
Which movie star once gave Steve a well-deserved "the finger" outside Madison Square Garden after a tough Knicks playoff loss? ![Woody Allen]( "Never. It would have been a travesty of a mockery of two travesties of a sham.")
![Matthew Modine]( "Wrong. He's a private joker, not a public one.")
![Spike Lee]( "Yep. He did the right thing. I deserved it.")
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Question #9
Which group of famous brothers
gave Steve and his friends a whipping
in a game of beach volleyball in the Hamptons?![The Baldwins]( "Yes. I'd be ashamed of this, but they were damn good.")
![The Wahlbergs]( "No. Didn't played them, but did tell my mother they said hello.")
![The Wayans]( "Wrong. Although we would have been outnumbered if they played us.")
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Question #10
Which Academy Award winning movie
did Steve not realize that his ex-roommate
had a huge supporting role in?![Shakespeare in Love]( "No. I didn't live with Gwyneth Paltrow. I just stalked her.")
![Avatar]( "No. I never lived with any blue chicks.")
![Million Dollar Baby]( "Correct. Riki Lindhome in the house.")
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Question #11
What movie was Steve denied a chance
to audition for because the casting agent
didn't believe he was Sicilian?![A Bronx Tale]( "Yep. And get this. The guy who eventually played C was from Argentina.")
![Goodfellas]( "Nah. They never would have believed I could be a rat.")
![Donnie Brasco]( "Nada. No undercover necessary.")
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Question #12
Which basketball player allowed Steve to slide
into his hyperbaric chamber at his palacial estate?![LeBron James]( "No. That's a bit too personal..")
![Paul Pierce]( "Yes. And that's The Truth.")
![Kobe Bryant]( "Wrong. Although I'm sure he has one.")
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Question #13
Which former hair rock guitarist
couldn't get into a party at The Palms in Vegas
where Steve was hanging with his friends?![CeCe DeVille]( "Yes. His thorn was my rose.")
![Micki Mars]( "No. He was home sweet home.")
![Jay Jay French]( "Wrong. He didn't have to take it, because he wasn't there.")
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Question #14
Which model was obviously not
having a good time in a bar that Steve
was hanging out in with his friends?![Brooklyn Decker]( "I wish. She was too busy soothing Andy Roddick's bruised ego.")
![Gisele Bundchen]( "No go. She was too busy straightening Tom Brady's hair.")
![Naomi Campbell]( "Correct. Tosca in North Beach. She sat at the corner of the bar with the worst puss.")
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Question #15
Which singer had his fans come to his defense after Steve blogged about his terrible performance of the National Anthem during the World Series? ![Harry Connick Jr.]( "No way. He would have been respectful of the song.")
![Josh Groban]( "Yes. They're called Grobanites, and they're unintentionally hilarious.")
![Aaron Neville]( "Ummm, no. And he would have personally kicked my ass.")
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Question #16
Which "Big Lebowski" star silently ate his lunch while Steve and his friend spoke his lines out loud to each other from one table away? ![Jeff Bridges]( "No. Dude didn't abide, because he wasn't there.")
![John Goodman]( "Wrong. He was not in our element.")
![John Turturro]( "Correctamundo. We fucked with the Jesus, man.")
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Question #17
Sam Cassell told Steve that he helped
which famous Mike buy an Escalade just like his?![Michael Phelps]( "Yes. Strange but true.")
![Michael Jordan]( "Wrong. Shockingly not.")
![Michael Jackson]( "No. Although I wish this were true.")
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Question #18
Which NBA star asked Steve for advice
on how to apply what he was studying
in college to the real world?![Kevin Durant]( "Wrong. Great kid. Topic didn't come up.")
![LeBron James]( "Nope. No decision was made.")
![Amar'e Stoudemire]( "Correct. He studied history at Arizona State. Great guy.")
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