Who the hell does this guy think he is?

Emotional Giants fan. Dolly worshipper. Different stroke. Writer. Director. Sometimes both. Self portraitor. Subverter. Husband. Father. Extra. Pathetic Mustache Sporter. Marathoner. Karaoke teaser. Halloween lover. Steak lover. _ Sport mocker. Horoscoper. Rockwellian. Wanted felon. But not the Sea Star assistant vice president of marine operations.