Frequently Asked Questions. Click for Answers.

Who the hell does he think he is?
Does he think it's funny to make himself look all big?
Is he a lucky bastard or what?
He's not serious about this, is he?
This can't be real, right?
Did he ever molest Santa Claus?
Was he ever apprehended?
Did he get what he deserved?
He's wearing a what?
What does he have against Genesis?
What's going on here?
How are his ham transportation skills?
Seriously?
Does he think he's some sort of supermodel?
What, you're telling me he thinks he's an ubermodel too?
He thinks this is funny?
He can't always hate the Dallas Cowboys, right?
Is he big in China?
Is he an American original?