Steven Tornello


Steven Tornello is an American writer who works as an Associate Creative Director at AKQA San Francisco. He is also a ravenous steak aficionado, retired stage director and an exhausted blogger.

He grew up in Staten Island, NY, where his signature look was an afro with white socks and shoes. In high school, he played basketball, where his reputation was one of a chronic fouler. After graduating from Stony Brook University and The Creative Circus, he moved to San Francisco to embark on a career in advertising. In the industry, he has served roles as a writer, ham transporter, director and a confidant to two different stars.

Much like Zach Morris from "Saved By The Bell", Steve is also a man of different disguises. He has donned a real mustache. He is renown for his Phil Collins impersonation and Robert Goulet style. However, he has never been the Sea Star Assistant Vice President of Marine Operations. He has been fake arrested. And his fashion sense ranges from weird to disturbing.

Steve is currently the luckiest man alive. He is very loyal to his favorite teams to the point of complete shamelessness. His twitter feed has been retweeted as "LOL" five times. He has a YouTube channel for some reason, and he's got a flickr stream because he is cool. He is currently the mayor of nothing worth bragging about. He likes to read. He listens to music. He has an e-mail account and a resume. And he's one of a half billion people currently on Facebook.

He wrote this.